An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Hendrix.
An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and the Scotsman asks, "whats wrong wit ya, can ye not play it"?
The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off."
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2 comments:
Bwahahaha!
hahah.... that's awesome
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